Some says i have car its name TOYOTA some says i have byic its name HONDA some says i have cycle its name ???.

Each time i miss u, a star fall down from the sky, So if u looked up at the sky and
found it dark with no stars, itz all ur fault, u made me miss u.

a computer Analysist married with 18 years old girl next day journalists asked the girl. How was ur last night? She replied politely & sadly. It was MICRO and SOFT

The nominee for best friend are you,you & you. But the winner is me because i have you

If u had a wish to born in your eyes and die on your lips, but if you were my tears, i would never cry, in fear of losing you

Eik interview main anchor nay actress se pucha aap subha uth kar kia karti hain? os nai jawab dia main apnaa ghar jati hoon

Thandi hawa chal rahi hai. Parinday sorahai hain. zaheen log sms likhe rahay hain
aur bewqoof sms parh rahay hain.

1> Zindagi ki pehli zaroorat hai kia?
"Aik pyar taira"
2> Puar sai bhi pyara hai kia?
"Izhaar aur iqrar tera"
3>Duniya main gamoon ka ilaj hai kia?
"Deedar Tera"

Meaning of SEX S-mile, E-nergy ,X-citement

really, deeply wish that u r here with me in my room, on my bed & light r off & we get under the cover together... 2 show u my..new watch that glow in the dark.

Na love na pyar na shadi na dosti hum dard kharidte nahi batchte hain.

Amitabhe Bachan Ask film Actress in Kuan Benga Crore pati that what is the name of ur father she said that i will take life line (janta ka poll)

Aap 50,00,000/- (Fifty Lac)jeet chokay hain,EK Crore ka sawal ye raha aap ki computer screen per:
IN MEIN SAY KON PEHLAY PEDA HOWA?
a>Anda
b>Murghi
c>Murgha
d>Chooza

What is hairy on he outside, soft and wet on the inside?
Ans: Coconut.

RULES 2 BE HAPPY:1>free ur heart frm hatred 2>free ur mind frm worry 3>live simple 4>expect less 5>give more 6>always smile 7>have a good COMPANY like Me.

==> ITS NOT AN ACHIEVMENT TO MAKE THOUSAND FRIENDS IN A YEAR BUT AN ACHIEVMENT IS MAKE A FRIEND FOR THOUSAND YEARS.

Friend Mean F-ull of dreams R-eady 4 adventure I-nstinctively happy E-njoying the sweetness of life N-ever giving up D-ancing to a different drum.

IF U EVER WANT TO SUCCEED IN UR LIFE: "BE SWEET AS HONEY" "BE REGULAR AS CLOCK" "BE FRESH AS ROSE" "BE SOFT AS TISSUE" "BE STRONG AS ROCK" "BE SURE AS DEATH"

i'm pink & hard take me in your mouth "now" suck me hard and swollow my sweet juice until i go soft !!!!!derty mind.... "CHEWING GUM".

she was beautiful. I looked into her eyes. Touched her back. she looked at me. I opened her legs. Hold her breasts-this was my first time...-when i milked a cow

Its too hard to lose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 95% loving, 90% talanted & 100% friendly & Thats me ! what a waste of life if u lose me.

wana know if ur cousin is intrested in u? when she is in kitchen slap at her back. if she smiles then congratulation. if looks back Angrily than shout BAJI DAR GAYEE

Nazer he nazer mai nazer ne nazer se kaha k jab wo nazer aye..nazer na milana nazer ki qasam nazer ki nazer lag jaegi

ISHQ KI RAH ME ASHIQE KI PECHAN HE YAHI JAN HATHELI PE AUR SAR PER KAFAN HOTA HE

DUA KIA HAY? "D" DIL SAY NIKLY HUAY AWAZ JO AAP KO DIN BHAR SACHI KHUSHI DEY."U"UDASI ALLAH KAY NAAM SAY DUR HOTI HAY."A"ALLAH AAP KO SALAMAT RAKHAY


Sweet Candies Are Easy To Buy, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But Sweet people Like U Is Very Hard To Find, So I Dont Want To Loose U. . .

Lets talk...about people who are Nice & Elegant.. about people who r cute & Beautiful..about people who r Loveable by nature..Lets talk about people like "U"..!

HUSBAND:"TUM AISI ROTI NAHI PUKKA SAKTI JAISI MERI MA PUKKATI THEE?" WIFE:"TUM BHI AISA AATA NAHI GOONDH SAKTE JAISA TUMHARE ABBA GHOONDHA KARTE THE SAMJHE."

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